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Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Just For Fun...


Fun
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. 
One candidate is our Ramasamy. 
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. 
Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 
2000 people leave the room. 
Ramasamy says to himself, 
'I do not know JAVA, but I have 
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !' 
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more 
than 100 people may leave. 

2000 people leave the room. 

Ramasamy says to himself 
'I never managed anybody by 
myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can 
happen to me ?' So he stays. 

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may 
leave. 

500 people leave the room. 

Ramasamy says to himself, 
'I left school at 15, but what 
have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room. 

Lastly, 
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. 

498 people leave the room. 

Ramasamy says to himself, 
'I do not speak one word of 
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays 
and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else 
has gone. 

Bill Gates joined them and said 
'Apparently you are the only 
two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to 
hear you have a conversation together in that 
language.' 
  
Calmly, Ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says ' Endha ooru ? ' 
The other candidate answers, ' Thoothukudi pakkam, Neenga??!!!!!..... ' 
Tirunelveli.... 
  
Tamilians rock.

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